• @CptEnder
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    151 month ago

    Mine is more like “MOTHER FUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! HOW DARE YOU LEAVE MY PRESENCE. NOW WITNESS MY BUTTHOLE CLEANSING!”

    MEOW MEEEEEOWWWW meow licks butthole in the middle of the room

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      1 month ago

      Some cats have a way of cleaning themselves that is the most passive-aggressive thing I’ve ever seen. Like, they’ll do it when another cat is trying to play fight with them as a way of telling the other cat to back the fuck off.