Windmills cause cancer.

– Project 25

  • @breadsmasher
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    1032 months ago

    It is weird how republicans are in a constant state of fear of whatever boogieman their dear leader is seething about on a given day

    • mad_asshatterOP
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      432 months ago

      Would you rather be electrocuted by a sunken boat battery, or eaten by a shark?
      Drill! Drill! Drill!

      • @kescusay
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        252 months ago

        I’m old school. My irrational terror is windmill cancer.

          • DrSleepless
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            172 months ago

            But now I have clogged arteries

              • @[email protected]
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                No, it was indulgence in gouda things that built a dyke in his arteries. He’s going to need a doctor to perform a dredging operation to clear out de brie.

        • @Serinus
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          92 months ago

          And have you ever been directly under a windmill? I have, actually. Do you know how many dead eagles you’ll find there?

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          zero. Zero dead eagles. What the fuck.

          • mad_asshatterOP
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            “Bird that can spot a mole in a hayfield from a kilometre away, crashes into 6 tonne turbine blade. Also gets cancer.”

            True story, brah.

      • @razorwiregoatlick
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        22 months ago

        No it’s killed by the electrics or a shark. Too many big words.