• @ceenote
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    1 month ago

    I heard it as

    "In days of old,

    When knights were bold

    And condoms weren’t invented,

    They put their socks upon their cocks

    And babies were prevented."

    • @[email protected]
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      1 month ago

      Yeah that’s the one I know, though I think it sounds nicer with the wording I know:

      “A sock was placed upon the cock, And babies were prevented”

    • @demizerone
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      11 month ago

      The knights of old beat off into socks.