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minus-squaredafungusamongus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoTried to shit, but only farted
Here I sit, all broken-hearted
Thought I’d shit, but only farted
Tried to shit, but only farted
Then one day I took the chance
Tried to piss, but my ass parted
Paid a penny, but only farted