A shoplifter who stole 798 Cadbury’s Creme Eggs has been jailed for eight months.
Portsmouth Magistrates’ Court heard on Friday that Layton Richards, 29, from Brownlow Close in Portsmouth, had been charged with 24 shoplifting offences.
Hampshire and Isle of Wight Constabulary said he had stolen the chocolate between 6 January and 18 April.
Richards targeted 19 shops across Hampshire, Dorset and West Sussex, and took £3,463.96 worth of produce and products.
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Just don’t ask where he hid them.
This can’t be real lol
Must be, there’s an X-ray and everything so it can’t be totally made up by the Sunday Sport.
Although there is also sad news:
Crocs can smell crème eggs from up to Fifty miles away, sadly.
Seriously. I can only fit 6 and my rectum is cavernous.
What are you suggesting about the fine journalism of the Sunday Sport? That’s Britain’s last bastion of integrity I’ll have you know!
Somebody’s internals are gritty alright
That sounds like an easy world record to beat.
Challenge accepted
Game on!
I can boof fifty eggs!