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minus-squareslazer2aulinkEnglish24•23 days ago“Security” as in securing just enough of a budget to pass our audits.
minus-square@SlopppyEngineerlink8•22 days agoThe master lock version of security. There is a lock on it so it ticks the box for insurance but a strong fart is enough to break the lock.
minus-squareslazer2aulinkEnglish3•22 days agono joke, the Masterlock 175 combo padlock secures about 75% of Australian telecommunications facilities.
minus-square@brenticuslink2•22 days agoYou are using a Masterlock 176. It can be opened with a Masterlock 176.
“Security” as in securing just enough of a budget to pass our audits.
The master lock version of security. There is a lock on it so it ticks the box for insurance but a strong fart is enough to break the lock.
no joke, the Masterlock 175 combo padlock secures about 75% of Australian telecommunications facilities.
You are using a Masterlock 176. It can be opened with a Masterlock 176.