• SirSamuelEnglish
    20·
    1 年前

    If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.

    Edit: FYI this is from Terry Pratchett’s Lords and Ladies, the same book that OP paraphrased

    • Comment105@lemm.eeEnglish
      3·
      1 年前

      Puking on the carpet, dropping dead things at your feet, licking at you, drawing your blood with sharp claws. Imagine a long slimy toad-lizard with those sharp claws, behaving like that.