I can’t be the only one who finds this stuff Just the slightest bit revolting, right? Like … Wow. I’m at a loss for words

  • @Tudsamfa
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    499 days ago

    Man, am I glad I grew up with less horny games. Like Tomb raider, Metroid or Shantae.

    The real reason is probably that we said comparable stuff, just as whispers and not written in an anonymous forum. And we weren’t even egged on by forum culture or our games to be as horny as possible, the former drives engagement while the ladder drives sales.

    • @[email protected]
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      169 days ago

      I was going to say, there were definitely horny games but you wouldn’t talk about them in the open.

      Honestly genshin and honkai aren’t even that bad. You want a bad one, look at nikke. Ass and titties jiggle physics: the game.

    • @yamanii
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      109 days ago

      I would argue Shantae is definitely horny, the games have some innuendo jokes specially the DSi one.

      • @Tudsamfa
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        Yeah, I was just pulling your leg. Being a goofy goober. Why would you read this very specific list of games and think I was earnest?

        Tomb raider had infinitely many rumours about a nude-cheat because boys were so thirsting about Lara Croft, while Metroid and Shantae reward fast playthroughs with bikini pics.

        • @[email protected]
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          38 days ago

          turn around 120 times while standing in the kitchen sink and you’ll unlock the nude skin !! 8yo me believed

      • @Lautaro
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        49 days ago

        And 3D boobs in the 3DS.

    • shastaxc
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      79 days ago

      Do they hit people with the ladder if they don’t buy?