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minus-squareCptInsane0linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 months agoThat happened to me once like 20 years ago. A kid I ran into on borderlands wanted me to pretend I was his dad. I was not old enough to do so.
minus-squarejaybonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 months agoYou should have said “sure” then fucked his mom and gone out for a pack of cigarettes
minus-squareCptInsane0linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoI went one further, and now I’ve been married to his mom for 20 years. She doesn’t know it’s because the kid and I are still role-playing.
minus-squarejaybonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoI’ve heard some people play that way. The kid gives you more quests, but you don’t level up any faster.
That happened to me once like 20 years ago. A kid I ran into on borderlands wanted me to pretend I was his dad. I was not old enough to do so.
You should have said “sure” then fucked his mom and gone out for a pack of cigarettes
I went one further, and now I’ve been married to his mom for 20 years. She doesn’t know it’s because the kid and I are still role-playing.
I’ve heard some people play that way. The kid gives you more quests, but you don’t level up any faster.