• @CptInsane0
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    63 months ago

    That happened to me once like 20 years ago. A kid I ran into on borderlands wanted me to pretend I was his dad. I was not old enough to do so.

    • @jaybone
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      53 months ago

      You should have said “sure” then fucked his mom and gone out for a pack of cigarettes

      • @CptInsane0
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        33 months ago

        I went one further, and now I’ve been married to his mom for 20 years. She doesn’t know it’s because the kid and I are still role-playing.

        • @jaybone
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          23 months ago

          I’ve heard some people play that way. The kid gives you more quests, but you don’t level up any faster.