Probably disparaging its chevron pattern as a sloppy herringbone first, and following up with pointing out it’s lacking a haft notch (spear, polearm, etc.) for effective use in CQC, like any non-parade-dress shield’d know. Silly ass cosplay props, that it clearly is.
I’m more interested in how he is going to fight with that floor tile.
Probably disparaging its chevron pattern as a sloppy herringbone first, and following up with pointing out it’s lacking a haft notch (spear, polearm, etc.) for effective use in CQC, like any non-parade-dress shield’d know. Silly ass cosplay props, that it clearly is.
I had hoped they threw it like a frisbee
That would make them quite nauseous, flying and spinning around on the magic carpet.