@[email protected] to Would You [email protected] • 2 days agoWYR: it's your favourite garlic bread btwliterature.cafeimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1131arrow-down14
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minus-squareJackbyDevlinkfedilinkEnglish9•edit-21 day agoMy wife is asexual. I believe I’m legally required to provide them garlic bread as the primary bread winner of the marriage. Sorry vampire girlfriend. 💔💋 https://open.spotify.com/track/09QrH7sM6Cjvq3v8Uf82hs
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•14 hours agoI like how my brain made the connection of “asexual = garlic bread” before the connection of wife and another girlfriend lol
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•1 day ago(“the holy garlic bread provider, otherwise known as, my pardner”)
My wife is asexual. I believe I’m legally required to provide them garlic bread as the primary bread winner of the marriage. Sorry vampire girlfriend. 💔💋
https://open.spotify.com/track/09QrH7sM6Cjvq3v8Uf82hs
I like how my brain made the connection of “asexual = garlic bread” before the connection of wife and another girlfriend lol
(“the holy garlic bread provider, otherwise known as, my pardner”)