When i was a child, i believed autopilot really worked like in the movie Airplane, that it was an inflatable dummy.

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    5 hours ago

    Premises:

    1. My family watches the news for [weather] and [ye local murder].
    2. My friend says: his dad says: “the news lies.”
    3. Parents are trustworthy, and cops can’t lie to the news.

    Conclusion:

    They lie about the WEATHER!?

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      34 hours ago

      They frequently do! Like when they report on catastrophic flooding by finding a stopped up drain and standing in it ankle deep and shouting about how awful it is as cars drive by behind them on the slightly wet roads.