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AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

Anon wipes his ass

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Anon wipes his ass

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AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    3 months ago

    Looks expensive and wasteful.

    • Steve Dice@sh.itjust.works
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      3 months ago

      Expensive, yeah; wasteful, no. It might even save toilet paper for people like OOP since it requires less wiping.

      • Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        There’s been multiple reports showing that these flushable wipes are not actually flushable because they clog the drainage system down the line and do not degrade as normal toilet paper.

        The proper less waste solution is a bidet ya filthy shit stained savages.

        • Steve Dice@sh.itjust.works
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          I will look into this and adjust my behaviour accordingly. Been meaning to get a bidet anyway.

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          just have a trash can in the bathroom. idk why people are against doing that

          • Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Anything, just anything else but to wash your bum.

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              you seriously prefer using your sink than cleaning yourself with a wet wipe?

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                Ha, using the sink and scrubbing with the toothbrush.

                You were joking, right? Right?

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                  of course

                  how else would you wash it if not with a toothbrush?

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            Yum, a garbage can full of shit wipes.

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              eating is not reccommended.

              also youre supposed to put a bag so that its easier to take out without touching the shit. do you not know how garbage cans work or what? are they not used where you live? i’m genuinely curious.

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                I’m Oscar the motherfucking grouch.

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        They’re really bad for the environment, they are not biodegradable because they are not paper. They also clog up the sewage system.

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        The claims about how they dissolve are marketing claims, i.e. false.

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          thats what trash cans are for i guess

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