I get “I hate these apps. I don’t know what to say.”
And thats their whole bio, with like 20 bikini photos. And then I skip, because yeah, you look pretty and all, but I’m lonely and want to talk and talk and talk, and you apperently have the conversatiomal value of a fish.
Or the other apps the women all want to travel. I just want to find an evil woman, who wants to stay home, tie me up, tickle me, and ignore any pleas to stop. Then, it’s my turn to tie her up, and be evil!
What? Did you think I was calling all women evil? Pssshhh! I wish! How hott would THAT be???
We have very different dating apps.
I get “I hate these apps. I don’t know what to say.”
And thats their whole bio, with like 20 bikini photos. And then I skip, because yeah, you look pretty and all, but I’m lonely and want to talk and talk and talk, and you apperently have the conversatiomal value of a fish.
Or the other apps the women all want to travel. I just want to find an evil woman, who wants to stay home, tie me up, tickle me, and ignore any pleas to stop. Then, it’s my turn to tie her up, and be evil!
What? Did you think I was calling all women evil? Pssshhh! I wish! How hott would THAT be???