You get $25,000 a week but twice a week, you're abducted by aliens just as you're leaving for work. They'll do weird experiments on you and then drop you off at work two hours late.

@[email protected] · 3 days ago

You get $25,000 a week but twice a week, you're abducted by aliens just as you're leaving for work. They'll do weird experiments on you and then drop you off at work two hours late.

@Ledivin · edit-2 3 days ago

Can we elaborate on “weird experiments” at all? I assume a reward of $25,000/week means that the risk is similarly high and that I’m not likely to survive a huge number of weeks.

If we can guarantee that I won’t be harmed (physically or mentally) by the experiments, then easy yes.