@[email protected] to Hypothetical [email protected]English • 3 days agoYou get $25,000 a week but twice a week, you're abducted by aliens just as you're leaving for work. They'll do weird experiments on you and then drop you off at work two hours late.message-square8fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareYou get $25,000 a week but twice a week, you're abducted by aliens just as you're leaving for work. They'll do weird experiments on you and then drop you off at work two hours late.@[email protected] to Hypothetical [email protected]English • 3 days agomessage-square8fedilinkfile-text
Your boss will be fine with this but will make you stay two hours afterwards to make up for lost time.
minus-square@NegativeLookBehindlinkEnglish8•3 days ago$25k a week and hot alien action? Fuck that job.
$25k a week and hot alien action?
Fuck that job.