@[email protected] to Hypothetical [email protected]English • 1 month agoYou get $25,000 a week but twice a week, you're abducted by aliens just as you're leaving for work. They'll do weird experiments on you and then drop you off at work two hours late.message-square8fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareYou get $25,000 a week but twice a week, you're abducted by aliens just as you're leaving for work. They'll do weird experiments on you and then drop you off at work two hours late.@[email protected] to Hypothetical [email protected]English • 1 month agomessage-square8fedilinkfile-text
Your boss will be fine with this but will make you stay two hours afterwards to make up for lost time.
minus-square@BradleyUffnerlinkEnglish3•1 month agoWhat kind of weird experiments? Asking for a friend…
What kind of weird experiments? Asking for a friend…