• @probably2high
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    1 month ago

    Imagine that being your fuel for every day. Oh, and while you’re at it, wrangle one or more small [animal-like] children all day, keep the entire house clean, and dinner better be ready when I get home–it’s been a hard day at work. And stop being such a bitch, eh?

    The booze was less of a diet aid and more of an anti-psychotic, I assume.

    • @Dozzi92
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      111 month ago

      This diet was easy with a health dose of amphetamines. Wine took the edge off.

      • @probably2high
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        81 month ago

        With a healthy enough dose, you can speedrun this by cutting the eggs, coffee, wine, and steak.