• NegativeLookBehind
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    28 days ago

    Which coupons did his sister use to bail him out? Facebook needs to know these important details!

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          27 days ago

          I think that’s part of the magik. It doesn’t work if everything is spelled correctly.

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        28 days ago

        “Make my illegal license plate as noticeable as possible, please.”

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          I can see how a tired cop would maybe miss the one that say Private, because they’re kind of nondescript, but this one is wild.

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        I see his issue. It says Republic of Texas but has State of Texas seal. Rookie mistake

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      Dang, he doesn’t say. Did she wave her arms and hypnotize the jail clerk like the vampires on What We Do In The Shadows? Who knows.

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        Don’t be silly, this is a serious situation! She probably used this legal instrument:

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        Careful, that might net you a Masquerade violation.