minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish17•3 days agoNah Jesus strikes me as a dude that had an average sized dick, but knew how to fuck like nobody else could.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink10•3 days agothere’s no evidence he wasn’t a founding member of the royal order of the soggy biscuits brigade.
minus-square@glorkonlink1•3 days agoAnd his modern followers seem to be gay. After all, they’re on their knees begging for a man to come for the second time.
minus-square@theUwUhuggerlink1•edit-23 days agoThe bible views man on man to be a crime equivalent to genocide? Well, genocide of the belivers…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•3 days agoThat’s why Judas turned him in, Jesus kept giving him cum wine.
Nah Jesus strikes me as a dude that had an average sized dick, but knew how to fuck like nobody else could.
There’s no evidence of Jesus turning cum into wine.
there’s no evidence he wasn’t a founding member of the royal order of the soggy biscuits brigade.
Jesus was def bi
And his modern followers seem to be gay. After all, they’re on their knees begging for a man to come for the second time.
The bible views man on man to be a crime equivalent to genocide? Well, genocide of the belivers…
That’s why Judas turned him in, Jesus kept giving him cum wine.
But could he turn the water in it into wine