• @Mist101
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    87 hours ago

    Don’t see the kid anywhere in the image, so gotta have something to go on the head.

    • @[email protected]
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      157 hours ago

      Nah, the kid isn’t a hat, he’s a human shield.

      People are far less likely to shoot evil billionaires (and infinitely less likely to do so and gain public sympathy) if they do it near their spawn, so he’s been bringing his 4yo everywhere he thinks he might otherwise be shot ever since people started celebrating Luigi.

      • @BigPotato
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        35 hours ago

        They executed the kids during the Spartacus Revolt. Gotta make sure the slave owners kids don’t come back for revenge.

        Can’t see how a billionaire’s kid is any different - it’s really nothing personal.