@HailSeitan to Luigi Mangione • 15 hours agoShots Fired Into the Home of Oregon Insurance CEOwww.dropsitenews.comexternal-linkmessage-square78arrow-up1670arrow-down14cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
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minus-squareThe Pantserlink181•14 hours agoPolice just released more footage of the alleged perpetrator.
minus-square@ChickenLadyLovesLifelinkEnglish10•3 hours agoI can’t believe that in 2025 people still believe in Bigfoot. That is so obviously just a Yeti in a gorilla suit.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•edit-28 minutes agoPfffft! That’s obviously a wendigo having a bad hair day.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish12•9 hours agoI like to think that some version of this conversation took place: “Chief, should we release this security footage to the press?” “Why wouldn’t we?” “Well, it looks like bigfoot. Like a bigfoot scam video.” “It sure does. But if we don’t release it, they’ll say we’re suppressing it.” “As long as you are prepared for the jokes and memes, Sir.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink29•edit-213 hours agoSo like a human-sized, human-shaped Bigfoot
minus-square@frigidaphelionlink1•4 hours agoWhat if all along bigfoot was just a dude who had big feet??
minus-squareburgersc12linkfedilinkEnglish6•13 hours agoMaybe almost human shaped, I’d say the arms are curiously long for a regular human and the torso is much bulkier than our’s, but I am no expert on human or bigfoot anatomy.
minus-square@DontTreadOnBigfootlink14•12 hours agoOh shit. That looks like me and I live in Oregon. Brb, gotta go bury some stuff…
Police just released more footage of the alleged perpetrator.
I can’t believe that in 2025 people still believe in Bigfoot. That is so obviously just a Yeti in a gorilla suit.
Pfffft! That’s obviously a wendigo having a bad hair day.
I like to think that some version of this conversation took place:
“Chief, should we release this security footage to the press?”
“Why wouldn’t we?”
“Well, it looks like bigfoot. Like a bigfoot scam video.”
“It sure does. But if we don’t release it, they’ll say we’re suppressing it.”
“As long as you are prepared for the jokes and memes, Sir.”
So like a human-sized, human-shaped Bigfoot
What if all along bigfoot was just a dude who had big feet??
It’s actually just an averagely hairy Turkish man.
Maybe almost human shaped, I’d say the arms are curiously long for a regular human and the torso is much bulkier than our’s, but I am no expert on human or bigfoot anatomy.
Oh shit. That looks like me and I live in Oregon.
Brb, gotta go bury some stuff…
(Including myself)