• @SpaceNoodle
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    921 hours ago

    The salad bars had kale

    For decoration

    Because it tastes like shit and the only possible purpose it could serve is as a prop

    • Kate-ay
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      110 hours ago

      I would eat it because I liked the taste. My mom thought it was inedible.

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        218 hours ago

        Why bother when I can just squeeze the bottle directly into my mouth?

        • @[email protected]
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          318 hours ago

          I mean, if you want to do that at the salad bar I’m not gonna stop you but others might not be as forgiving.

          Proper decorum would require ladling it into a pitcher for the whole table then drinking it from red plastic cups.