• @[email protected]
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      229 hours ago

      Luigi went from epic mastermind assassin to getting busted in a shitty fast food place with tons of incriminating evidence on his person. This bullshit needs a “epstein didn’t kill himself” level meme

      • @PM_Your_Nudes_Please
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        277 hours ago

        I mean yeah, I’ve been saying he was a patsy since the day he was arrested. The dude manages to evade capture for an entire week, then gets caught with a written manifesto and the entire (easily disassembled and broken into pieces to be scattered where cops will never find the entire thing) ghost gun fully intact? The entire thing smells like “accidentally” disabled body cams and planted evidence.

        • Cethin
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          448 minutes ago

          Yeah, especially the ghost gun thing. The point of having that is to get rid of it when you’re done and it can’t be traced. Why go through the effort of getting a ghost gun if you’re going to keep it? It doesn’t make sense.

        • @kreskin
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          117 hours ago

          He also sprinkled some crack on top of his own head, so if the other stuff didnt get him, that crack is pretty damning.

          /s

      • @DogWater
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        78 hours ago

        I’ve been thinking this too

        It’s possible but it just doesn’t jive with everything else he did

    • @Bytemeister
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      69 hours ago

      Are you taking notes on a goddamn criminal conspiracy!?

      Also, if you seriously need notes like that, don’t bother, you’re gonna get caught anyway, might as well save some paper.