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minus-squareRedFrank24linkfedilinkarrow-up22·7 months agoHow the fuck can a faucet be smart? It’s a valve! It turns one way, or it turns the other way! It is only slightly less dumb than the counter top!
minus-squareBakerBagel@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up18·7 months agoBut what if the valve was actuated electronically with no manual access?
minus-squareLeninOnAPrayer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·7 months agoYeah but what if you could make it worse? What if you could add the garbage motion sensor that takes ten hand waves to get working? Or add a touch screen that showed you visually how hot or cold the water was and could also show you ads?
minus-squareBoomer Humor DoomergodlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 months agoNo, we sell water usage data to water companies, so they know when to put water in the pipes!
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoAnd who to increase prices for, and how to sell good-sounding scam deals.
How the fuck can a faucet be smart? It’s a valve! It turns one way, or it turns the other way! It is only slightly less dumb than the counter top!
But what if the valve was actuated electronically with no manual access?
Yeah but what if you could make it worse? What if you could add the garbage motion sensor that takes ten hand waves to get working? Or add a touch screen that showed you visually how hot or cold the water was and could also show you ads?
No, we sell water usage data to water companies, so they know when to put water in the pipes!
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And who to increase prices for, and how to sell good-sounding scam deals.