U.S. President Donald Trump glances toward reporters as he addresses them aboard Air Force One during the flight from West Palm Beach, Florida, to Joint Base Andrews, Maryland, on February 16, 2026. Elizabeth Frantz/Reuters Based on data from CNN President Donald Trump on Thursday said he would direct the Pentagon and other government agencies to […]
Man, what an act of desperation, misdirection, and a completely absurd gesture. If there actually was indisputable evidence, physical or otherwise, there isn’t a chance in hell they would let that out. It would throw a good portion of civilization into a panic.
Wouldn’t a truly Christian president destroy evidence that reality deviates in the “details” from the Bible?
Or wait fuck did Jesus already come back but he came back to a different planet he liked better and has been hanging with those aliens!?!
Jesus we thought we were your favorite please come home and stop ignoring our texts! <3 <3 <3
P.S. also how do we use this we can’t find anything in Bible about it and honestly when you told us before we were kinda distracted by The Garden so you know…
Aliens were Jesus all along!
Wort! Wort! Wort!
Posolè!