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minus-squarehockeyboss77Banned from communitylinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoWhat’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
minus-squareAgent641linkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoThen the lighthouse radioed back “We are a lighthouse. Your call.”
minus-squareBrickTamland@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 years agoThe difference is seeing a garbanzo is not as hot as seeing a chickpea
minus-squareWhipperSnapper@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoYou don’t gotta pay $20 to have a chickpea on you.
minus-squarehockeyboss77Banned from communitylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoOr, I’d never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
minus-squareBrickTamland@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoBoth of these replies are better than what I said haha
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
Who’s there?
And the duck fell out of his bag!
Then the lighthouse radioed back “We are a lighthouse. Your call.”
The difference is seeing a garbanzo is not as hot as seeing a chickpea
You don’t gotta pay $20 to have a chickpea on you.
This is better than my joke
Or, I’d never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
Both of these replies are better than what I said haha