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Europe gives Elon Musk 24 hours to respond about Israel-Hamas war misinformation and violence on X::Thierry Breton, the European commissioner for the internal market, warns Elon Musk about disinformation on X related to the Israel-Hamas conflict.
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I have to assume this is part of a PR strategy wherein he claims to have been replaced by his evil twin from the mirror universe.
It’s a little late for that.
He’s trying desperately to prove he hit puberty.
He has kids, so I can only assume this is to prove he’s a teenager at heart.
The hair restoration treatment is now out of control and he’s slowly turning into the wolfman.
I think he’s trying to inspire more tony stark comparisons now that everyone makes fun of him.
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there are reasons no one compares him to Tony Stark anymore
He’s Justin Hammer
Looks like his pubic hair is likely just migrating for the winter
Tenorman: Alright alright, I’ll trade you my pubes back for the money.
Musk: You will? Oh, cool!
Tenorman: How much did I charge? Oh, yeah, $10.
Tenorman: You got change for a 20?
Musk: Oh, uh…
Musk: I only got six dollars and 12 cents.
Tenorman: Oh, well, that’s okay.
Tenorman: Here, just give me the six dollars and then I’ll give you the 20.
Musk: Okay.
Tenorman: Now, give me the pubes and I’ll give you back two dollars.
Musk: Right.
Tenorman: Now, give me the 12 cents And I’ll give you the rest of your change back.
Musk: Cool.
Tenorman: And then give me the 20 and I’ll give you the pubes.
Musk: Sweet!
Musk: Uh- Ah, Godammit!
Gotta round out the super villain motif…
Frittering away precious scalp strips to cover a artificial speed bump of a chin.