Last night while I was half asleep I told my girlfriend that “they’re making the tectonic plates machine washable”.

Do with that information what you please.

  • @HomesliceAbe
    20•1 year ago

    I literally keep a list on my phone of what you say in your sleep. Some of my favorites include:

    • This is why I don’t date senators. (Still don’t know why)
    • It’s soup day!
    • I swear that spearfish is a hooker.
    • Shut the fffffffffuck up. (Not directed at me)
    • Ham ham ham ham ham ham ham…
    • (Heavy sigh) I miss Zimbabwe. (Has never been to Zimbabwe)