• @GoddessOfGouda
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    1811 months ago

    He can protect his family from porn but who will protect his family from Mike Johnson?

    • @Zombiepirate
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      1411 months ago

      What do you mean? Isn’t it perfectly normal to notify your kids whenever you beat off?

      • @GoddessOfGouda
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        1111 months ago

        I thought it was but now they won’t talk to me anymore

        • @Zombiepirate
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          911 months ago

          Sure, buddy.

          Even if he didn’t get caught on an interview saying that he did exactly that, it’s still batshit crazy for a member of congressional leadership to install spyware that explicitly captures blackmail material.

          But I guess Republicans aren’t exactly known for keeping their shit on lock. Donnie had a shitter full of classified docs, after all.

          • @PizzaMan
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            811 months ago

            Donnie had a shitter full of classified docs, after all.

            Inb4 somebody goes “bUt bIDeN”

            Accidentally forgetting classified docs is bad, but the real problem is keeping them. Trump refused to give back his classified documents. Pence and Biden gave them back immediately, which is why nobody gave them shit for it.