• SharkEatingBreakfast
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    11 months ago

    “Are you considering suicide or harming yourself?”

    “No.”

    — adds 40$ to your bill —

    “How about now?”

    • @problematicPanther
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      2111 months ago

      “Let me see your finger.” Prick “That’ll be 30 dollars.”