• @clearedtoland
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    411 months ago

    Only thing worse is wet sleeve tip.

    • uphillbothways
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      1011 months ago

      Walking two steps outside in socks and accidentally stepping on a slug… It was like 37 years ago… I’m still traumatized.

      • @[email protected]
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        911 months ago

        You want a slug-related traumatizing story ? I had a cat with very long hairs, there was a cat door to the garden outside but usually he slept inside. One morning i wake up and feel the cat close to me in the bed, something very common. I start to pet him on the dark being half awake only. After some time i feel something wet in his belly fur, but as I’m half sleepy I don’t react and keep petting him. Only after what was probably a long time, I realized that something is wrong, turn on the light and see a slug curled/trapped inside his fur, I was touching it with my hand for several minutes!

    • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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      311 months ago

      When you accidentally dip your shirt tail in the toilet during one of those dumps you swear you were giving birth to a watermelon