MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish · 2 years agoEverything happens for a reasonlemmy.todayimagemessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up1504arrow-down115
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minus-squarepeopleproblemslinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·2 years agoNo, no. It’s a hot mess because I made one very bad decision: to marry my highschool sweetheart who I thought I would enjoy her membership in the stupid slut club. Turns out, you can’t fix stupid and true to the club, she broke my heart twice.
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoShoulda listened to what the doctor said…
No, no. It’s a hot mess because I made one very bad decision: to marry my highschool sweetheart who I thought I would enjoy her membership in the stupid slut club.
Turns out, you can’t fix stupid and true to the club, she broke my heart twice.
Shoulda listened to what the doctor said…
No more monkeys jumping on the bed?