I had that dog as my interviewer too, but I made the wrong decision.
When I got the to interview, I immediately remindend him that when I saw him on the street, I said “Sorry I can’t feed you, I have a job interview so that I can get food. You should pull yourself up by your own bootstraps and get an interview so you too can get some food.” And he said “Yes, I took your advice and arrived here first and got the job you were going to interview for, so you’re fired.”
I had that dog as my interviewer too, but I made the wrong decision.
When I got the to interview, I immediately remindend him that when I saw him on the street, I said “Sorry I can’t feed you, I have a job interview so that I can get food. You should pull yourself up by your own bootstraps and get an interview so you too can get some food.” And he said “Yes, I took your advice and arrived here first and got the job you were going to interview for, so you’re fired.”
Damn, failed so hard you broke causality by being fired from a job you never had!
Yep. I already broke the premise, so I thought it would be even funnier to finish by breaking causality.
Good call.
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