I’ve always loved flashlights. Yes FLASHLIGHTS with an A!!! Anyway, apparently not many people share my rather niche interest.

So I ask you, fellow Lemmites, what are your hobbies and weird obsessions that you can ramble on about for hours?

Please feel free to ramble on about your passions here. Maybe you’ll find some likeminded individuals!

  • @NightAuthorEnglish
    13•9 months ago

    You know, you got me wondering… why do fleshlights have no lights? They should do rgb or something.

    • @AA5BEnglish
      11•9 months ago

      You could even gamify it. Have pulsing rings of light to set a healthy pace and collect metrics, or switch it to game mode where you need to follow the pattern like “dance, dance revolution “

      • Captain AggravatedEnglish
        4•9 months ago

        I remember a company making sex toys with actuators that could communicate across a network, so that two people masturbating with linked toys could interact with each other. This article includes the word “teledildonics.” The problem is latency.

      • @LemmygizerEnglish
        4•9 months ago

        I will only accept that if it also plays clips of Mr Feeney talking dirty to me.