• Flying SquidEnglish
    6•10 months ago

    She still doesn’t want to share. She just forgot she left it on the living room floor.

    Oh, and there was another time she brought in half a rabbit.

    • @betterdeadthanredditEnglish
      3•10 months ago

      To be fair, who hasn’t set down the half squirrel they were gnawing on and forgotten about it? Maybe the half squirrel and half rabbit were supposed to go together and make an even more fun animal to maim and kill play with. Cute little Dogtor Frankenstein.

      • Flying SquidEnglish
        3•10 months ago

        Unfortunately, they were both the back end of the creature, so unless you want to attach the butt of a squirrel to the butt of a rabbit and hope it springs to life, I think that wouldn’t work.

        • @MisconductEnglish
          2•10 months ago

          Well that just sounds like a nickelodeon show waiting to happen!

        • @[email protected]English
          1•10 months ago

          I feel like you aren’t actually thinking about what it would be like for your dog to come inside with dead animals

        • @betterdeadthanredditEnglish
          1•10 months ago

          Understandable. I am familiar with the experience, it comes with the territory when inviting a dog (or cat, for that matter) to be part of your family from time to time.