• @tourist
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    6410 months ago

    not trying to sound like an internet badass but if I find someone in my home fucking with my config files I will kill them with a hammer

    • Scio
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      2510 months ago

      I would at the very least break their fingers if they touch my keyboard.

      No hammer needed…

      • @[email protected]
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        1010 months ago

        This made me think of a custom keyboard with a mousetrap arm at the top to break the fingers of would-be typers.

        • Rustmilian
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          710 months ago

          Mousetrap keyboard + Suicide Linux

      • @SAF77
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        510 months ago

        But I bet it’s more fun with a hammer.

    • @[email protected]
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      710 months ago

      My first reaction would be to acknowledge them as a fellow geek, but that’s because most of the people who live near me would hurt themselves trying to open Notepad. Anyone who knows enough to start hacking my config files would be a welcome guest in my house.

      Then I’d kill them with a hammer. :-)