• @ZoopZeZoop
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    2710 months ago

    You don’t have to admit anything, you incestuous turnip of flatulence. Your exhales are responsible for 99% of the world’s cases of leprosy.

    (But I love you)

      • @ZoopZeZoop
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        410 months ago

        Let’s get married, you daft splinter digging in a taint!

    • strawberry
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      910 months ago

      have to admit, incestuous turnip is not something I’d ever thought I’d read

      • @ZoopZeZoop
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        310 months ago

        You should have more realistic expectations when browsing social media, you ever-moistening boil upon the sluttiest troll’s ass.

          • @ZoopZeZoop
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            410 months ago

            Did you know that strawberries are the only fruit with seeds on the outside? Of course, in your case instead of seeds it is the non-divergent familial offspring of eye crust and smegma.

      • @ZoopZeZoop
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        310 months ago

        You’re absolutely right, you septic bonfire!