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    1 year ago

    You don’t have to admit anything, you incestuous turnip of flatulence. Your exhales are responsible for 99% of the world’s cases of leprosy.

    (But I love you)

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        1 year ago

        Let’s get married, you daft splinter digging in a taint!

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        1 year ago

        You should have more realistic expectations when browsing social media, you ever-moistening boil upon the sluttiest troll’s ass.

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            1 year ago

            Did you know that strawberries are the only fruit with seeds on the outside? Of course, in your case instead of seeds it is the non-divergent familial offspring of eye crust and smegma.

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        1 year ago

        You’re absolutely right, you septic bonfire!