edit: for posterity, this was satire but i’m comfortable recognizing it wasn’t opaque enough hence the poor reception. we’ll get em next time.

for those still refusing to get it: voting is harm reduction, see my other recent posts.

  • FuglyDuck
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    36 months ago

    Reason 42…. Because the universe isn’t whacky enough?

    • @[email protected]
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      46 months ago

      PugJesus wants a re-roll on reality, and this is the only reliable way to do so. At least as far as I’m aware.

      • FuglyDuck
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        46 months ago

        We could just, like, keep dosing him with shrooms and stuff.

        That’ll change reality,

        • @[email protected]
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          26 months ago

          Part of me wants to create a user named Hypnotoad for the express purpose of replying to this exchange and offering his services. But it’s coming up on 4am and I’m expected to be a productive member of society in a few hours.

          🍄‍🟫

          I’m helping!

          - Bizarro Quinn

          • FuglyDuck
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            26 months ago

            That sounds rough.

            Good luck with the coffee maker in the morning