And they were comically bad:

Beyond the rim of the star-light
My love Is wand’ring in star-flight
I know he’ll find in star-clustered reaches
Love, strange love a star woman teaches.
I know his journey ends never
His star trek will go on forever.
But tell him while he wanders his starry sea
Remember, remember me.

    • @FrankFrankson
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      I really feel like the opening of that show is one of the main reasons that show flopped

      • @[email protected]
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        711 months ago

        Lots of people did. The executives thought so too. So they changed the mood of the opening to a more bubbly one, right when the story took a dark turn in the Xindi war.

        I liked the theme, BTW. But I guess me not being from the US plays a role in my reception of it.

    • @[email protected]
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      911 months ago

      I’m watching Enterprise right now. I swear he says “it’s been a long load, getting from there to here”. Annoys the crap out of me.

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    11 months ago

    Star Trek: TNG theme song lyrics:

    🎶 Data’s cat spot is a very good cat
    give him forehead kisses and a lil belly pat 🎶

    DS9 lyrics:

    🎶 It’s all about the Latinum, baby! 🎶

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      11 months ago

      Sisko walking the Promenade while rapping:

      “Now… whatcha wanna be? Station Guard? Working man? Morn’s barista? Dabo girl sporting Garak fashionista? Devout Vedek staring out at Bajor’s vistas?”

  • Ghostalmedia
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    611 months ago

    Kirk would’ve had even more space love’n if the writers had to hear this on repeat.

    • ericOPM
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      110 months ago

      Somehow I didn’t get the notification of your comment until now, but this rules. No one could possibly do that better than Jack Black.

  • qevlarr
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    111 months ago

    I actually think these lyrics aren’t that bad