Hella unlikely they were used to knit gloves

  • @surewhynotlem
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    Unlikely why?

    Here’s a video of it being used for that: https://youtu.be/76AvV601yJ0?si=kvdh4ZLiBCmyldPN

    I have seen people argue that "they are pretty intricate and expensive things to use only for the purposes of knitting gloves. ". To them, I would like to submit my wife’s $1100 sewing machine that definitely gets used, and isn’t just some weird status symbol among creative types.

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        Thanks! I really like the idea that it was a test of skill of a blacksmith.

      • @[email protected]
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        Wikipedia and this sort of thing…Yknow the article on saddles says that stirrups weren’t invented till the 9th century AD but the article on riding boots said the heel, to prevent your foot going through the stirrup, dates to 5th century BC.

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      Knitting isn’t attested until almost a millennium after this artifact was created. Nålbinding was practiced during this era in a variety of areas and can look very similar, but is mechanically very diffferent.

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          Less ambiguously worded: knitting did not exist in Roman late antiquity. Romans produced their fabric by weaving. It’s very easy to tell the difference when looking at a fabric if someone points it out to you. Knitting was an early medieval probably Middle Eastern/North African invention. It took a while to spread.

          It’s very awesome that someone was able to use a model of one of these to knit a glove, but one time I got wasted and knit with pencils. I really love imagining little Roman schoolchildren in woolen mittens and beanies, but it’s just not realistic.

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            Man, i looked up nalbinding. It’s knitting, 7000 years old, romans made their socks and mittens that way, it’s not crochet, of course, but it’s knitting. Apparently it was only named nalbinding in the 70s, it was just knit before.

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              Nålbinding and knitting are not the same. They look very similar in the finished product, and can be hard to tell apart by non-experts, but are made by entirely separate processes. Because of the difficulty in identification - because honestly, many archeologists and historians before the 1970s were extremely ignorant on the history of “day to day” folks - many items were misidentified.

              What the granny did was spool knitting - see https://youtu.be/cWNhi1iEIvk?si=g38FJCuCr3l78gPe

              Nålbinding looks like - https://youtu.be/ouOHK-D0TGM?si=uXTwlbXpl6IyOdvY

              Key differences: Nålbinding uses smaller, shorter strands tied together (early spinning methods = shorter bits to work with). Nålbinding works with one finger holding the stitches, the earliest knitting (which tbh, didn’t really reach Europe until the late medieval period) was worked in the round on multiple double pointed needles. What the earliest knitting looked like wouldn’t have looked what granny was doing, or either of the two videos linked above. (I tried to find a video but FUCK dpens, circ gang 4lyf)

                • @andros_rex
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                  You’re wrong, but here’s some cool socks that someone might have worn while making dodecahedrons: https://youtu.be/SCIV27RVA90?si=inVWHIQz5bDV9LV3

                  Nålbinding is a very different technique because it is early - working with small scraps of fiber because you’re just grabbing what’s available, and it’s a technique that closes itself (unlike knitting or crochet, you don’t have to “weave in” the ends). Nålbinding also involves you working “off thumb.”

                  It’s very fun to imagine that Romans had a nifty way of mass producing gloves. But it’s a massive stretch. Clothing was made at home, by the women of the home. Poor women would not have been able to afford a fancy doohickey. Wealthy women didn’t make their own clothes. Prestige clothing (eg togas) was primarily woven.

                  I’ve seen lots of cool people make art with things that weren’t intended for the purpose of making art, and that’s great! Folks can write messages in the sky with airplanes - that doesn’t mean that airplanes were invented for skywriting.

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                  Here’s the thing. You said “nålbinding is knitting.”

                  Is it in the same family? Yes. No one’s arguing that.

                  As someone who is a scientist who studies knitting, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls nålbinding knitting. If you want to be “specific” like you said, then you shouldn’t either. They’re not the same thing.

                  If you’re saying “knitting family” you’re referring to the hobby of weaving, which includes things from crochet to macramé to plaiting.

                  So your reasoning for calling nålbinding knitting is because random people “call fabric crafting knitting?” Let’s get felting and tatting in there, then, too.

                  Also, calling something knitting or weaving? It’s not one or the other, that’s not how taxonomy works. They’re both. Nålbinding is nålbinding and a member of the knitting family. But that’s not what you said. You said a nålbinding is knitting, which is not true unless you’re okay with calling all members of the knitting family knitting, which means you’d call macramé, plaiting, and other weaving methods knitting, too. Which you said you don’t.

                  It’s okay to just admit you’re wrong, you know?

    • AnyOldName3
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      Scale replicas can be used to knit gloves. Life size ones are way too big to make gloves for humans.

        • @nomous
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          As if we needed any more.

      • @sizzler
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        Have a quick think, what’s bigger than a finger…?

  • ekZepp
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    Ofk. They just made them to troll future archaeologist

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  • @[email protected]
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    Just like my code. It’s obvious what it does and doesn’t need documentation… until I try to understand it 2 years later.

    • @Senshi
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      Lol, try two weeks later 😅

  • @TootSweet
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    My mother has a fascination with Roman Dodecahedra, so I 3D printed her one for Christmas. She hasn’t knitted any gloves with them yet. (And may never, but she still likes it and has it sitting on the mantle over the fireplace.)

    • @thehatfox
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      Printing a Roman dodecahedron seems like an interesting torture test for a 3D printer, plenty of overhangs.

      • @TootSweet
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        Yeah, the particular model I printed was specifically designed to be easy-ish to print. It’s printed in like 32 parts (one for each face and one connector for each vertex) and requires assembly after printing. All to avoid overhangs and such.

        But yeah. Raw-dogging it with the supports would be pretty nightmarish. Lol.

  • @[email protected]
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    Archeologists when we’re ancient:

    “Wtf is these?”

    “I dunno but I bet my mum could knit a glove with it”

    • @platypus_plumba
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      It’ll take them a single step on them to understand these were used in wars. That they are no longer used because they were probably banned for human rights violations.

    • @BabyVi
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      Children’s caltrop set.

    • @[email protected]
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      Btw my favorite theory is that they are some kind of dice for a game. The little nubbins on the corners would help them bounce around better.

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        I always assumed they were for a game. Why have a different face on most of the sides if they werent some sort of dice like game piece?

        Honestly though I’m glad archeologists went with “mittens” rather than their old standby “human sacrificing sex cult worship”.

        Edit: fuck spelling is hard

  • @samus12345
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    Every Roman has a plumbus in their home. It’s clearly a Latin word.

  • @Selmafudd
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    That’s a prime chaotic resonator, It’s to apply fossils to your gear…

    • RQG
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      By the shining golden arse of innocence, I got that reference.

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    It’s a rope junction, with the different holes for different knots and rope bundles, with the spokes serving as rope bend/end points. Presumably it would get weeded out as the places where it was employed either stopped making use of them, like perhaps the weather fabric roof shielding of the coliseum, or ended up using more specialized means, like for sailing.

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      These things are generally found with coins. They would have been shockingly expensive to use as a rope junction when there are other, cheaper ways to do that. They would have been difficult to produce, especially in any great quantity, hell it would be hard today. There’s also at least one icosahedron floating around somewhere that’s very similar but with fewer openings

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        It would make sense that if there were better alternatives that the other, cheaper ways to do that would win out. It’s metal working, you are talking as if the gladius wasn’t common in ancient Rome.

        It’s just intuitive for working with rope, given the shape of the spokes and the holes, in a way where it would be treated as a junction. The ones that do have the holes have different sizes, giving a glimpse of additional features being incorporated into the tool and hinting at what it might have been used for.

        It’s called a Roman dodecahedron, except not so much for the version of it that has no holes.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_dodecahedron#/media/File:2018_Rheinisches_Landesmuseum_Bonn,_Dodekaeder_&_Ikosaeder.jpg

        What I’m beginning to think is that it was designed to spin (hence the circular groves on the sides) and join smaller ropes into those of bigger sizes, with different holes adapted to different templates of sizes. The version with no holes was designed to work with less ropes and didn’t need it or just simply didn’t incorporate it yet. Still placing my bets on a rope rigging junction.

        That it was found in places with lots of coin makes sense, places like the Roman coliseum used a shitload of rope, from the rope that would be used to hold its canopy to those that would handle the weights, counterweights, and mechanisms of its lower levels, and those places would move a lot of money. But maybe it has the more utilitarian purpose being able to create rope bundles of different sizes on demand.

        Darned if I know, I’m not an antropologist, just saying what I would assume intuitively, lol

    • Malle_Yeno
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      I was going to say, this looks very similar to knitting circles that are available today (I use them all the time). Those knobs and holes make me immediately think that this is used for fibre or knot work of some kind. Rope seems understandable, but I can’t tell from the picture if that is made from metal or clay. No issues if it was metal, but I would figure that clay wouldn’t hold up to the rope pulling and pressing against it in any intensive application.

      I am curious as to why OP decided this is unlikely to be used for “knitting gloves”. The Romans may not have practiced knitting as we understand it now since that came about in the middle ages, but knitting isn’t the only form of knotwork that can produce cloth.

      • AnyOldName3
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        You can use a replica to knit gloves, and that’s where the theory originated, but real ones are too big to make gloves for humans.

  • @[email protected]
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    I like how archeologists never come to the conclusion that something could just be an art trend.

    Everything has to have a useful purpose even though we all own stuff with no actual purpose.

    • @[email protected]
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      The default bucket that archeologists throw stuff into if they really don’t know is “religious object”.

      • @PM_Your_Nudes_Please
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        Oftentimes, that’s a sort of inside joke. If it’s even remotely probe-shaped, they assume it was used for sex. But since that doesn’t look nice on academic papers, they’ll use “ritual” as a euphemism.

        Seriously, archeologists find a lot of ancient dildos.

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          Maybe 50 years ago. Don’t think there’s as much holdup now.

          • @betterdeadthanreddit
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            Gotta disagree, I bet they’re still finding great-great-great-[…]-grandmother’s dildos (or -grandfather’s, who knows?) and they hold up just fine, all things considered.

    • @Darthjaffacake
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      Yeah it’s funny that’s never the conclusion but logically it makes sense to not dismiss something as unknown until we’re sure it wasn’t used for anything else. Still can’t wait for future civilizations to be very confused when they see my collection of funny looking coins.

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      They do come to that conclusion all the time, but in some cases it’s impossible to know for sure. If they don’t know for sure then they’re not going to say it’s definitely for decoration only, but they’ll list it as an option, which they have done for this object.

    • DreamButt
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      How dare you assert my wall of funkopops has no purpose!

  • @GarrulousBrevity
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    You don’t know what to do with the three seashells?

  • Ken Oh
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    Until I looked at the comments here I thought this was the little box thingy that Shadowheart had in BG3.

    • @CADmonkey
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      I wonder how hard it would be to make a mod that changes the model?

  • PorkRoll
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    I like the idea that it was a blacksmith “benchy.” Archeologists might do the same with the one 3D printing hobbyists make.

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      Honestly, that’s a pretty good take. Considering that welding/brazing would be incredibly hard (or impossible) with the tools available in antiquity, we’re left with casting that beast in one shot. The thin walls and nubblins on all sides that need to permit molten bronze to fill, makes for a difficult to construct and pour mold. Heck, just constructing the master from clay or wood is non-trivial, and then there’s the finish work on the rough casting.

      So yeah, a practically useless paperweight that demonstrates how amazing your brozneworks is? Totally plausible.

      Edit: Upon closer inspection, it might have been mostly turned on a lathe out of a chunk of cast bronze, with a ton of manual finish work. So, still very hard. The nubblins don’t 100% interfere with the faces if you can get your tool in behind them, cutting from the axis of rotation, outward. Each face on the duodecahedron has an opposing face, making turning between centers easy. The nublins are also all opposed from each other, on the same axis, which would make those possible to also form on a lathe. It’s the hollow inside that would require turning to remove bulk mateiral, then a pile of manual finishing work.

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        So yeah, a practically useless paperweight that demonstrates how amazing your brozneworks is? Totally plausible.

        It could be the equivalent to a master’s project for an apprentice. I build and fit custom orthosis and prosthetics, at the end of the fabrication portion of school they had us build a brace that’s not really ever prescribed anymore.

        However, that particular brace requires all the fabrication skills required to practice in the field. Having one of these sitting on your table is instant proof that you can finish a complicated project.

        It would also serve as an easy metric when traveling to places with non standardized measurement systems. Instead of transcribing what 1/32 of a cubic is, the customer could just point to a different sized hole.

        • @dejected_warp_core
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          I was wondering this too. I was reminded of the torture tests that stonemasons go through, starting with “cut a perfect cube, then cut it into a perfect sphere”, and culminating with something ornate like a gargoyle.

    • Captain Aggravated
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      1, I don’t expect most benchys to last longer than people who know what they’re for; I imagine the plastic will crumble to microdust before then, but 2. benchys look like little toy tugboats. Society being so destroyed we can’t recognize a toy boat while benchys are still around…I’ll believe that the last human to hold a benchy in their hands will say “Oh, a weird little toy boat” but not “no one on earth knows what this is or has the start of the beginning of the foggiest clue what it was for.”

  • Dr. Coomer
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    Alright, hear me out…lamp.

  • Resol van Lemmy
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    What else would it be? It’s obviously a Katamari Damacy.

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    I love how, in this very thread, there are 3-4 pretty confident (and completely different) answers stating, without much doubt, its obvious purpose.