I live off of coffee and alcohol. Can confirm I’m very immature.
Your piss must smell horrible.
SatansMaggotyCumFart is calling the kettle stinky
I piss clear bro.
Ah mb
So…
A) someone ass fucked satan. Then satan farted cum with maggots?
B) someone ejaculated maggots into satan and then he just farted them out.
Either way, he should probably get checked by a doctor. MaggotyCumFarts are never a good signal.
Hydro homie
One of the rare instances where the censored version was actually better.
They don’t think it be like it is but it do.
Is there a hydro homies sublemmy yet?
I think I saw this crossposted to one yesterday, but I didn’t think to save it.
Don’t know to properly link a community so here’s this https://lemmy.ml/c/hydrohomies
Keeping my fingers crossed for the bot to correct me.
Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]
You did it right!
Looks like there’s [email protected] and [email protected] as well!
These are the three things I drink, just depends what time of day
Dude finally made it.
I basically get as much tap water as I want and I only pay like $10 a month. It’s amazing! Try doing that alcohol!
I have to buy my water cuz even when ran through a good filter, my tap water tastes like a pool. It shouldn’t taste like anything!
What kind of filters have you tried? Reverse osmosis filters can be pretty effective or so ive heard.
Nothing quite that fancy. Like, I have a PUR filter that fits over the faucet, and a Brita fridge one.
Do they have reverse osmosis systems that are more apartment friendly? I’ve seen them at Home Depot but they’re like things you need to connect to the plumbing.
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Basically what beckerist said. They’re easier to install than one might think. Maybe give that a try. Buying drinking water is likely more expensive than a nice filtering system.
Don’t have one, but these do exist: https://a.co/d/hSFmqbn
I also suffer from excellent quality, terrible tasting tap water. Tastes like Dasani, even filtered. Sparkling water in cans it is, I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What does soda water count as?
damn it do be like that