• @shalafi
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    Russian warship: “Snake Island, I, Russian warship, repeat the offer: put down your arms and surrender, or you will be bombed. Have you understood me? Do you copy?”

    Ukrainian 1 to Ukrainian 2: “That’s it, then. Or, do we need to fuck them back off?”

    Ukrainian 2 to Ukrainian 1: “Might as well.”

    Ukrainian 1: “Russian warship, go fuck yourself.

    Best part, that Russian warship was the Moskva. Pictured top-left, with the red X through it.

    • @tylerkdurdan
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      3510 months ago

      sunk by indigenously built ukranian neptune surface to surface missile no less. Very impressive!

      • @Sir_Fridge
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        1910 months ago

        On the he ships Wikipedia page (it was called the moslva):

        Ukraine has officially declared the wreck of the ship to be an underwater cultural heritage site

      • @[email protected]
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        1110 months ago

        One of my favorite memes on the subject came from Sputnik_not “update: the fire is out” [picture of the ship underwater]

    • @[email protected]
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      1510 months ago

      I was wondering if this was similar to the Baltic Fleet and going down the comments looking for a reference. Lemmy did not disappoint

  • @yesman
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    5410 months ago

    Youtuber Perun joked this week that the Houthis had done more to disrupt international shipping than the Russians had done in the Black Sea.

    • @shalafi
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      2010 months ago

      And not easily replaced.

      • @[email protected]
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        1910 months ago

        Months for a single boat if your logistics are top tier. Years otherwise.

        For the tonnage crossed of this list, easily close to a decade to replace.

        • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒
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          easily close to a decade to replace.

          For a nation with the money and manpower to actually build them. Not ones that can only afford to upcycle 5 fossils each decade with a new gun/missile silo and (maybe) coat of paint.

          • verity_kindleM
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            710 months ago

            Rust can be protective.There’s brown rust, orange rust, fast rust, slow rust. Wire wheels are expensive.

              • nukeM
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                710 months ago

                Anyway, like I was sayin’, rust is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it. Dey’s uh, rust-kabobs, rust creole, rust gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple rust, lemon rust, coconut rust, pepper rust, rust soup, rust stew, rust salad, rust and potatoes, rust burger, rust sandwich. That- that’s about it.

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        1710 months ago

        Yeah I’m pretty sure haven’t built a surface combatant larger than a frigate since the fall of the USSR.

        • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒
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          They might have had a second aircraft carrier by now if they’d finished the one left in Ukraine at the collapse in 91. But for better or worse they sold the hulk (and the plans) to China in '99. It’s possible the Kuznetsov is in such a state because the sold the only copy of the plans

      • @CptEnder
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        610 months ago

        Irony a lot of these were built in Soviet Ukraine, so nice to see them laid to rest in their home 🥰

    • @[email protected]
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      810 months ago

      Boats are expensive. I know because I was a sailor, and then worked in ship building/repair.

  • @[email protected]
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    2310 months ago

    at what point can we call this the most embarrassing war for the Russian navy since the Russo-Japanese war?

  • @[email protected]
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    1710 months ago

    With no fleet left they don’t need the black sea ports anymore and can get the fuck out of Crimea, right?

  • @I_Has_A_Hat
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    10 months ago

    What’s the story behind the one circled ship? Captured?

  • @[email protected]
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    910 months ago

    which one just happened a day or so ago? the letters are tiny, so relying on someone who knows their ships!

  • corq
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    910 months ago

    I think I’mma print this one out for my bulletin board so I can keep score at home…