Today I’m reading.
05/23/10- "AR?: Shred.” (/homestuck/1909) to 05/24/10 - “==>” (/homestuck/1928)”
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An Authority Regulator (AR) had been on the beat in Derse and he witnessed a weird puppet flying a rocket skateboard into a transportalizer. Upon following the puppet to issue a citation he ended up in a lab way out in the veil. He confiscated the rocket board from the puppet and decided to try it outside. Now AR is rocketing around the veil feeling more alive than ever.
AR comes across an asteroid with the frog shrine on it. We know that this asteroid would crash into ancient earth and eventually millions of years later biome Jades Home island. Frogs are considered illegal under Derse rulership, so AR needs to explore this illegal site.
In the frog ruins AR sees the time capsule lotus thing where Jade finds the SBURB beta. It’s currently waiting on an item. Deeper in the ruins, deeper than we have seen there is another lab. AR passes a giant single panel screen. We see what looks like Johns grandma as a baby, in a very fancy home she is next to a fedora covered in even more crude oil then the one currently in the Lab with John. The date is 04/21/1910.
A man enters the frame, the adoptive father of the baby. Colonel Sassacre. It’s mentioned a meteor had landed in the bakery his wife had owned and this baby was in the creator. Unlike John’s grandma, the wife wasn’t in the bakery at the time. Another meteor strikes in the backyard taking out the family doghouse. In this new crater was another baby. This one a boy with dueling pistols, and shot the colonel dead. However the family dog, Halley, was fine. It arrived to greet the babies. Halley looks kind of like Bec, but normal. The machine is targeting the dog.
We see these 2 children at 13 years old. The boy is riding off on Halley for a life of adventure, the young girl is forced to live with the “wicked pastry baroness”.
AR of course has no idea what any of this means but it doesn’t appear to be illegal. At that moment the “Draconian Dignitary” (DD) appeared behind him. AR knows DD is a higher rank then him and chooses to hide. He witnesses DD throw some books around. It looks like the MEOW book was not the only thing DD stole from Daves room. DD also took the SBURB beta, and Roses wizard fanfics. Only needing the MEOW book he tosses the other items. The SBURB beta’s land in the lotus time capsule. This explains how Jade would find them millions of years later. The fanfic lands next to the capsule. Maybe it just rotted away there.
DD then takes the MEOW book to the machine still targeting Halley.
Till tomorrow, remember it’s ok to rat on your superiors, and keep riding the pumpkin tide.