• @SinningStromgald
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    9 months ago

    45° writing, red thumb print, blue wax, stamps and a signature. All the hallmarks of a perfectly cast “Noticketo Nomo” spell and still it persists. Whatever could they have done wrong?

    • @NotAViciousCyborg
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      339 months ago

      Just eyeballing it but it seems he wrote at 43°, I’m assuming the court clerk had a protractor to hand and wasn’t willing to overlook that horrible faux pas

    • Madrigal
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      139 months ago

      It’s “Noticketo NOmo”, not “NoticketOH noMO”.

    • @dejected_warp_core
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      79 months ago

      Part of me wants to do some post-modern fictional world-building around this. Like the intersection of Constantine and The Office. A world where “magic” is just really bureaucratic metaphysics, complete with the occasional stovepipe or string to pull.

  • @Cort
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    219 months ago

    Ah, I see the problem here. He’s using common law sovereign citizen tactics, when he actually needs to use Napoleonic code citoyen souverain

  • @[email protected]
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    199 months ago

    I’m impressed they went to the trouble of hiring a notary to prove they really signed this nonsense.

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      239 months ago

      Notaries just must laugh all the way to the bank when a sovcit turns up to use their service.

        • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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          59 months ago

          I think they must. Which is weird because these are people who try to get out of using stamps.

          • neoman4426
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            38 months ago

            They’d need to get a notary for the notary to pay in their made up Monopoly money, then a notary for the notary for the notary, and so on and so forth. Less of a hassle to use real money just this once.

    • @MrJameGumb
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      149 months ago

      I see you’ve assumed that it is a legitimate notary stamp… Your optimism is admirable

    • @son_named_bort
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      29 months ago

      I wonder how many notaries are kept in business because of sovereign citizens?

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    9 months ago

    I usually get them cancelled

    Riiiight. We definitely believe you.

  • @DigitalFrank
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    99 months ago

    Do you want a bench warrant?

    Because this is how you get a bench warrant.

  • @dejected_warp_core
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    89 months ago

    Every time I’m astounded at the hot-garbage blend of thinking that reduces to: “here are some pseudo-legal and actually legal measures I’m using to assert that your laws don’t apply to me.”

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      69 months ago

      One of the sovcit court transcripts had a guy who refused to answer to his given name and insisted on being called Freedom Rings. Like are you seriously going to expect a judge to call you that lol.

      • @dejected_warp_core
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        49 months ago

        To be fair, naming yourself is possibly the only concept consistent with the whole sovcit “I’m my own person”, uh, “philosophy.” The rest just seems like wishy-washy nonsense to me. But yeah, that probably didn’t go over well.

        • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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          39 months ago

          One of them demanded at his trial that the judge address him as Freedom Rings lol.