• @ilinamorato
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    7 months ago

    I love this sort of thing. Like NASA engineers calling an explosion a “rapid unscheduled disassembly.”

    • @marcos
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      747 months ago

      At the first days of planning their Moon landing, NASA came out with lithobraking for the times the capsule wouldn’t slow down enough.

      Then, some 20 and something years lather, when planing their Mars landers, they decided that no, lithobraking is a perfectly fine thing to do and the landers would use it by design.

      So be wary of rocket scientists making jokes.

        • @[email protected]
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          57 months ago

          Well that was when they performed lithobraking with a satellite, but they also did lithobraking on purpose for several rover landings

          • FuglyDuck
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            17 months ago

            Yes. And the rover landings worked.

            (Technically it was aerobraking on the observer.)

      • Natanael
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        17 months ago

        If you lithobreak into a low gravity object with enough momentum and at an angle you may return into orbit

  • @damnthefilibuster
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    887 months ago

    First time I’ve learnt what the past tense of yeet is.

  • @jwelch55
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    577 months ago

    Is ‘yote’ the past tense of ‘yeet’? I assumed it’d be ‘yeeted’

    • @[email protected]
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      7 months ago

      “Proper” conjugations are not totally settled, especially given its slang nature. Yeet does feel like it might be strong (stem-changing), though there’s really no authority on it. Interestingly, I found through googling that there is a version of the verb yeet stemming from Middle English verb yeten, which has two variations. The first meant “to address with the pronoun ye” (e.g., as opposed to thou) and had weak conjugations (i.e., yeeted/yeted). The other sense referred to pouring or moving liquids and could be either strong or weak (simple past: yet or yote, or yeted; participle: yote, yoten, yeted). So, looking for historical comparisons is also unhelpful.

      Edited for TLDR: no one knows, both forms have historical support; it doesn’t matter, go crazy

      • @not_woody_shaw
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        207 months ago

        That’s a very circumlocutious way of saying IDK, and I thank you for it.

        • @[email protected]
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          147 months ago

          Yet sounds like the way an old southern man would use it in past tense.

          “Fella just wouldn’t shut up, so I yet 'im into the gorge.”

      • @[email protected]
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        547 months ago

        While “yeeted” may sound like the past tense of “yeet,” it is actually incorrect. The correct past tense of “yeet” is “yote.” Using “yeeted” instead of “yote” can make your writing sound awkward and unprofessional.

        This is the best thing I have read today, thank you!

        • strawberry
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          237 months ago

          awkward and unprofessional

          yeah guys, remember to use the proper tense of yet in your emails to corporate

      • @[email protected]
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        197 months ago

        I loved the random seemingly unrelated Huckleberry Finn quote in the middle of their definition of yote

    • @[email protected]
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      77 months ago

      the way language works, it’s just however people choose to use it. Use the version you think is best.

      personally i go for “yate” beause that sounds funny.

  • @Contramuffin
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    567 months ago

    I wonder if the wording depends on the field.

    As a microbiologist, I would have phrased it like:

    • The sample was destroyed during handling and was not considered for further analysis.
    • The animal was not amenable to handling and was excluded from sample collection.
  • @HootinNHollerin
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    7 months ago

    To be yote or not to be yote, that is the question

  • Ann Archy
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    67 months ago

    Yeet, yote, yutt.