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      Allowing images in webpages was a mistake.

      The link is almost as long as the text. Let me transcribe it for you:

      :O C===3
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      :O==3
      :O=3
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  • @Etterra
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    59 months ago

    Don’t forget to put the GOP out front there. They’re extra greasy, and will make an excellent sealant for the asphalt.

  • @thesporkeffect
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    59 months ago

    Not li’l Etc, he was two days from retirement

    • @jaybone
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      49 months ago

      “What did he do?”

      “You know, additional stuff.”

    • @[email protected]
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      If only in part because women became workers too, allowing capitalists to strip more as family can live on two incomes.

      But at the end of the day, the true enemy is not liberation - but the capital. Nothing stopped us from adopting a 4-hour work day or 3-day work week as women entered the workforce. Nothing but inherent laws of capitalism and desire to squeeze as much work as possible.

  • @workerONE
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    The steamroller you are driving has lost its steering and is about to roll over a crowd of salesmen. Pump up the jam is playing on the radio and you are having a great time. You can turn the steamroller off to stop it before it runs over the salesmen but this will also turn off the radio. What do you do?

    • Spaz
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      69 months ago

      Easy, Turn up the volume.

      • @dai
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        59 months ago

        You mean pump up the jam?

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      Turn up the music to muffle their screams.

      Pump up the jam was my childhood song, I wore out many tapes.

      Why is there a crowd though? And what do they sell? I just wanna know if I’ll feel bad a few years later when I think back on it.

  • Ann Archy
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    You murder everyone who isn’t gay?

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      Steamrollers don’t kill people, they just squeeze out the air, just pump them back up with a bicycle tire pump.

      Also even if it did, good they deserve it for getting in the way of the steamroller.

      /s

      • Ann Archy
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        29 months ago

        I KNEW there was a gay agenda!

    • Phoenixz
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      Sounds like a good idea. 100 years later, humanity is gone, earth can finally heal

      • @AngryCommieKender
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        19 months ago

        We were actually pretty good gardeners before we figured out copper. Hopefully we can get that back soon

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          That comment was rather sarcastic, and I hoe yours is too. If you really yearn for stone age lifespans of 25-30 years of suffering, then you can go all in, but I’m out.

          Also, we sucked at gardening back then, nothing compared to what we do now.

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            The Native Americans, and Aboriginal Australians both have around 25,000 years of experience that proves your last statement false. That’s why the European colonizers thought they had found a new “garden of eden.”

            Also you are misunderstanding average lifespans. As long as you made it past puberty, you’d live almost as long as we do now.

            Stop being western centric about human history

            • Phoenixz
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              Where do you get this from? seriously, where do you read this? Do you really think that native Americans had it perfect, without any disease, living long and perfect lives into their 80’s? Do you really think that live without modern medicine, without modern foods, without modern water, transition and knowledge was nice?

              Because if you do, by all means, please do retreat into the forest, please do live off the land, all of you, and maybe twenty years later the few survivors may come and ask if they can please pretty please be part of a normal society again.

              This entire yearning for a fantasy time where everything was heaven is childish

              • @AngryCommieKender
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                Well that was a bunch of gobbledygook I never said. Yes they lived till 70 or 80, provided they lived past 15-18, just like everyone else on the planet at the time. Modern medicine is very good, and much better than natural medicine, but natural medicine predates the entire genus of homo, not just humans. The rest of your fantasy is stuff that I never even alluded to.

                I read it by going and talking with the natives that are left, and reading tons of archaeological papers about the areas. Oh yeah, and there’s a bunch of documentaries if you prefer videos.