• @[email protected]
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      68 months ago

      Triangles taste objectively worse. The acute 45° angles are not effective at retaining sandwich contents so you are just tasting plain bread.

      By cutting orthogonally you create 90° corners on each segment, allowing a uniform distribution of delicious filling throughout each sandwich segment.

      That’s just maths.

  • @Noite_Etion
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    268 months ago

    Not cutting the sandwich gives you less sandwiches.

    • @[email protected]
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      128 months ago

      Actually cutting the sandwich cause some amount of crumbs and some amount of sandwich ends up on the knife. It’s a minuscule amount but a uncut sandwich gives you the most sandwich.

  • @Gradually_Adjusting
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    98 months ago

    But if you cut it in a very specific order, it can give you enough calories to kill god

  • @Smoogs
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    38 months ago

    Grey is not the best color for a sandwich

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetM
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    38 months ago

    What it does actually give you is a nice spot to hold the sandwich while you bite off the appropriately sized end pieces.

    • kamiheku
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      108 months ago

      Not a game; based on the watermark it’s some funny haha publication by the name of IRL Loading Screens. The style is based on TES: Oblivion though