• @[email protected]
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    908 months ago

    If I ever make it to the point where I have a removedin’ deck overlooking some fine wilderness then you’re damn right I’m gonna piss off it.

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      I’m curious what word you tried to use. I didn’t think “fuck” was filtered on dot ml.

      “Bitchin’”?

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              178 months ago

              I mean, I can think of plenty of slurs with innocuous origins. It’s about how they’re used.

              • @[email protected]
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                98 months ago

                I’m tempted to start a community about the country between Chad and Mali… A nice wholesome community… I’m completely unqualified and know nothing about it but the amount of removed words would be amusing…

              • @[email protected]
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                True, though “bitchin’” isn’t used as a slur in this context, it’s slang for “cool.” Since like 1970 too, it isn’t some “new rizz.”

                If we want to get technical, a slur is “A disparaging remark; an aspersion.” So by the dictionary, any negative remark, especially one that is a false or damaging accusation or insinuation, is “a slur.” Therefore “you are a silly goose” counts as a slur, as it can be contextually negative to be seen as silly, and it is false to insinuate that you are a water fowl.

                We don’t really treat the word “slur” in real life as it’s definition would suggest, or to reign in my above joke a bit, words like “fuckface” or “dick” would commonly be considered a slur. Instead they’re just considered negative remarks by the community at large, to be a “slur” in the eyes of the public (not the dictionary) it has to have something more than just “bad.”

                I posit that “bitch” is truly no different than those common “bad” words, and should not be considered a slur. Frankly, same for “cunt.”

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                  No, it’s automatic based on a filter list. I wonder if it accounts for other languages though.

                • @[email protected]
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                  Haven’t read their policy – simply saying origin is a useless way to determine whether or not something is a slur.

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                The newest example being “DEI”

                I’m sorry have y’all not seen racists using that as a slur lately? Saw a dude refer to Baltimore’s “DEI mayor” the other day

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        208 months ago

        I think you give the nannies at .ml too much credit.

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      Y’all are some of the most anti-control people around, and then… use an instance that heavily censors the naughty words you can say.

  • @[email protected]
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    what the hell did he do to piss off a deck ? did he expose it to the sun without regular maintenance ?

  • @elevate
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    508 months ago

    Man who piss into wind, gets wet.

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      “I see,” said the blind man, pissing into the wind. “It’s all coming back to me now.”

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          “I see,” said the blind man
          to his deaf dog
          who was sitting on the corner of the round table
          on the third floor of their two-story building.

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            “I see” said the woman, staring at the ceiling, realizing the frozen ice rink was more slippery than she thought.

    • @pigup
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      Man who make mistake on elevator, wrong on many levels

  • @RampantParanoia2365
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    Ok, I didn’t get it when I thought they meant not making the deck angry, and I still don’t get what I’m supposed to be seeing here.

    • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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      The footprints in the snow that show he was still pissing off the deck.

      My only question is why does she care?

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            I know… it’s pretty much written into marriage vows, “till death do us part or one of us stops pissing from the deck”. She needs to fulfill her duties and start joining him at night on the deck

          • slazer2au
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            108 months ago

            Depends where the last few drops go.

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              You’d have to have quite a lot of last few drops to smell up the place. Or some ridiculously potent piss.

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                  No of course not. Please elaborate. Do they get similar amounts of users or something else that’s comparable?

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                Not if he does it every night. A few drops after a few weeks is a fair bit and wood soaks up liquid pretty good.

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                  108 months ago

                  Wood for an outside deck isn’t going to be soaking up much liquid, or the deck would turn to shit after a couple rainstorms. It’s probably pressure treated

              • @RealFknNito
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                58 months ago

                I’m now imagining him getting bottles of concentrated piss and pouring it off the deck in the middle of the night to deter predators.

            • @[email protected]
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              I imagine there’s a racoon hiding underneath the boards, just lying there with its mouth open, waiting

    • @Dasnap
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      Pissing in the ice cube tray 🤤

        • @Dasnap
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          How about the humidifier?

            • HonkyTonkWoman
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              If Upper Decking someone is taking a dump in the toilet tank, what would pissing in the humidifier be called?

              “Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions…

              Also, my brother & I had go cart growing up. One afternoon we ran that thing until engine overheated, leaving us stranded.

              Being an impatient lil redneck, my brother decided to whip it out & piss on the engine to cool it off…

              Hot piss smells fuckin awful…

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                what would pissing in the humidifier be called?

                “Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions…

                “Freshen the air”? “Make it rain”? “Steam it up”?

    • @dohpaz42
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      138 months ago

      *kitchen sink

      For when the one bathroom is already being used and ya gotta go.

      • kakler bitmap
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        I read that as “when the one in the bathroom is already being used” and imagined some guy grumbling about having to pee in the kitchen sink because someone else is already peeing in the bathroom sink.

    • @Zidane
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      Probably smells like piss

      • NoFuckingWaynado
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        108 months ago

        If it walks like piss, smells like piss, it’s definitely a duck.

        • @Shard
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          Who are you so wise in the way of science?

        • merde alors
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          218 months ago

          why would you doubt that?

          were you pissing on the same spot everyday repetitively without anyone complaining?

          • @[email protected]
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            Because liquids are absorbed by the ground and don’t dry up. Pee stinks when drying up, not when being in the ground.

            Unless the guy pisses on the porch or in a serious heat wave/drought, its not gonna stink as the ground sucks the pee in.

    • ☆Luma☆
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      Nitrogen content in your piss is pretty high and can end up killing your grass in excess. It looks like OP’s husband pisses in two spots right beside the stairs so the nitrogen will accumulate there.

      Judging by the shrubs there could be a little garden down there the wife cares about, or she wants the habit cut so there’s not a yellow splotch that guests are being funneled between.

      … Or plain old prudery. Who truly knows~

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        08 months ago

        Unless hes literally pissing gallons a day on the same spot, or they live in a severely dry area, this is not a concern, rain and other sources like morning dew will dilute and wash it away. Plants aren’t that sensitive to it.

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          Ever see “dog spots” in a yard? Urine can absolutely do damage to plants if concentrated in one area.

    • TheHarpyEagle
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      In the original POST, OP says that it’s killing the shrubs down there.

      Suggestions included making a designated piss spot or moving the shrubs. Not, you know, just respecting your wife enough to not piss off the deck if asked.

    • @[email protected]
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      I’d be impressed if he managed to poop off the deck while his feet were facing out. I’d need a diagram to understand it.

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        No dagram needed, poop it out until its clinging on for dear life and just about to fall, then a little hip thrust will send it forward into the abyss.

        Takes a little practice.

      • @[email protected]
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        Well you see, it’s an elaborate system of pulleys and levers, sort of like a Rube Goldberg machine…

      • @devfuuu
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        People seem to forget the agility of the shower poop man.

  • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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    108 months ago

    That’s his land. He can piss on it if he wants. He’s just marking his territory.

  • @TwoBeeSan
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    Had a neighbor who would piss on his front bush like a fucking cat.

    You could tell where because of the dead spot in the shape of piss trickle

  • @Screamium
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    Urea works as a fertilizer!

    • @[email protected]
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      A family friend shared 2 problems she’s been dealing with since moving into her house:

      1. The ground is all clay so it’s impossible to grow anything without bringing in a crapload of dirt
      2. The septic has an issue and has to be pumped every 3 weeks

      I pointed out that clearly they need to be using the septic to fertilize the flower beds to solve both problems but for some reason she didn’t like that idea…

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          The effluent filling up the leach field, then the tank, then the house, due to the surrounding clay preventing it from draining quickly enough.

        • @[email protected]
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          That’s a damn good question that I do not have an answer to. I don’t speak with this person at all, and this was the first time my wife had spoken to them in years so we may never know