• @Sanctus
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    8921 days ago

    At home where I have to clean it I sit down and even give a little pat with a square of toilet paper.

    At work I piss on the floor.

  • @yokonzo
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    3421 days ago

    I sit cause I’ve lived with females for the past 8 years and honestly it just saves a lot of hassle and when you’re 6ft its easy to miss

  • @moshtradamus666
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    2921 days ago

    I am a manboy, I like peeing sitting down when I’m at my house. It’s just more efficient and effortless. I also do it when I’m at a friend’s house, specially if it’s a girl’s house.

      • @[email protected]
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        419 days ago

        What bacteria which is capable of living on porcelain also has the ability to enter your bloodstream through the skin of your butt cheeks? I once was told that seat to butt transmission of most things almost never happens and that the biggest danger in a public stall is touching the toilet paper dispenser and then touching your face.

      • Cassa
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        320 days ago

        Imagine knowing how your pee spreads all around if you stand and pee - only to deicide to stand and pee.

        • @[email protected]
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          Better then getting someone else’s skin biome on my butt. Who knows what sort of fucked up commensals they have?

          • @BluesF
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            520 days ago

            Well so far I have 0 arse cheek diseases so I’m not especially concerned

            • @[email protected]
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              220 days ago

              so far

              so far

              Nah but seriously it’s just an ick factor for me. Probably a result of living with my greasy and terrifyingly hairy housemate.

      • @Fedizen
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        217 days ago

        You’re not worried about splash?

  • Semivir [he/him, she/her]
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    2621 days ago

    Definitely in team sit.

    It’s more comfy. You’re not staring at a wall, which is good for those who benefit from constant stimuli. There’s no cleanup from splashes due to the larger height difference, surrounding area stays clean for longer. And as a bonus for some, it feels more feminine.

  • @[email protected]
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    2221 days ago

    As a cis male, I sit at home. I don’t trust public toilet cleanliness, so I’ll stand. Having a prince Albert does create some weird trajectories depending on flow rate so I tend to make a mess while standing.

    • @[email protected]
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      1821 days ago

      I sit at home and when visiting someone as a guest. No mess, no cover positioning arguments, everyone’s happy for a meager cost of me potentially forgetting that this was supposed to be a quick in’n’out and writing this comment instead of rejoining the boring dystopia outside.

      • @[email protected]
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        120 days ago

        A lot, but it didn’t last long. I have a tattoo that goes from hip to armpit and this hurt more, but it was like a fall or a punch; one and done. My body did go into shock and I threw up though.

  • Pharmacokinetics
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    1621 days ago

    I am a full-on, muscilar straight male, and I piss sitting down cus it’s more comfy that way :3

  • First Majestic Comet
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    1521 days ago

    I usually pee standing up, however I prefer to use stalls because I like privacy, I never use urinals.

      • First Majestic Comet
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        320 days ago

        I have no clue, probably something to do with them taking up less space and being faster to use, though I’m not really sure the speed benefit is that great.

  • @Ginger666
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    621 days ago

    It’s nice to know there are gatekeepers in the trans community too

    • @runswithjediOP
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      2021 days ago

      I intended no judgement. All peeing positions are accepted here 🫶

      • @Ginger666
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        -220 days ago

        That’s not what your meme says

    • FedFer
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      119 days ago

      This meme isn’t even about trans people, it’s about femboys 😭

      • @Ginger666
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        118 days ago

        Sorry, I’m not up to date on what words mean what anymore, since they change meaning all the time.

        Are femboys not a subsection of trans?

        • FedFer
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          017 days ago

          Wait what Isn’t a femboy just a really feminine man??